ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
As a boy I can confirm that when I see spaghetti straps my hunger knows no bounds
How we know he shaves his manly bits….his happy trail fucking ends :-|
As does my life….
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Peter/Stiles AU: Peter as a teacher and Stiles as his delinquent student.
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i know you wanna smoke these lumps
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DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA
most action i’ve had in months
my dog winks at me, shes close enough to be a kola bear
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